Saints Bowling!

The wonderful team
x x x x x x x x x x x x

Batch of 2008
Brandon. Benedict. Calvin. Ian.
Lionel. Maurice. Nicholas Teng. Wei Kang.
Adeline. Amanda. An Qi. Ching Yee.
Clara. Elysia. Jing Hui. Jun Yi.
Pristine. Ryanna. Stephanie Tay. Trishala.
Vincent (Saints Bowling / SAJC Mentor).

Batch of 2007
(Graduates / "Antiques")
Anuaar. Darryl. Elis. Edwin.
Glenn. Ho Yun. Leonard. Nicholas Tong.
Nicole. Regina Rodricks. Sherlene. Yew Liang.
Zen.

Brandon. Calvin. Clara. Elysia.
Jing Hui. Jun Yi. Lionel. Nicholas Teng.
Pristine. Ryanna. Stephanie Tay. Trishala.
Wei Kang.
Vincent (Saints Bowling / SAJC Mentor).

Batch of 2006
(Graduates / "Super Antiques")
Adam. Aloysius. Choon Hua. David.
Duwane. Eu Dee. Guan Teck. Nigel.
Shawn. Tuck Foong. Yi Quan. Zhen Xiong.
Calista. Elizabeth. Janice. Michelle.
Regina Yim. Stephanie Soh. Victoria.

Anuaar. Darryl. Edwin. Glenn.
Ho Yun. Leonard. Nicholas Tong. Yew Liang.
Clara. Elis. Nicole. Regina Rodricks.
Sherlene. Zen.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Listener discretion is advised for the following presentation. If you feel insulted in any way, demoralised, dejected, devastated, distraught or find no meaning in life anymore, we humbly apologise. This is only for your entertainment. So go ahead, laugh at your friends. After all, we are family.

This camp has been a great success
All of you are really the best
But some of you are really an ass
Now the camp has ended, all god bless

Thank you uncle Paul for your sincerity
But you are leaving in October, what a pity
Thus we show our sympathy
By bidding you with love, peace and prosperity

Now, we shall move on to Mr Vincent Wang
He is the next person we want to thank
Your sexy ass is all i want to spank
We think your girlfriend is hot, to be frank

Uncle adam, we love your shiny bald head
For training us, that is the price you have paid
Thanks for all the free trainings of late
Our smiles will never fade
Now we will use your favourite line, BASKET!

Thanks teachers for all your support
But Mr Lim, most of the time, you just look bored
Mr Lian you're really a good sport
Mrs Wee looking at all the stuff you bought, seems like there's nothing you can't afford

Elysia we know you talk alot and thats fine
But i'm sorry we don't have much time
Jing Hui you can let Elysia talk to you while you are stoning
She'll probably babble till the next morning

Steph and Trish, your talk show is so over-rated
What an avenue for you guys to act retarded
But your friendship is always admired
You both are always giggling away and never get tired

Weikang, Kok Kin and Lionel, your laughter are just so fatal
Remember that time when Kok Kin shat in the urinal?
We all know Weikang and Lionel were in one cubicle
Must have been up to something, OH so special

Ryanna, Uncle Adam thinks you are an angel
But you being nominated most handsome is just so evil
Junyi, you are so smart sometimes we think you are mental
But in actual fact your intelligence is at a much higher level
Calvin, when i heard your weight, it was extraordinary
The squishing of the donuts is still a mystery

If you are wondering what happened to brandon
Guess who provided us with inside information
Thanks for listening to our little presentation

Guys the bowling camp was a great success! I still don't understand why i got nominated most pretty again damn. Haha anyway the poem that was presented on the bus by me, brandon, edwin and anuaar is above. Hope you enjoyed it, i certainly did =) We wanted to write for the J2s as well, but our creative juices had all depleted by then. Some other time maybe.
Leonard.

(this is like my second entry already i hope you guys appreciate it, i hardly post lol)

- scribbled down our thoughts. 9:02 PM

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